June 2012
According to the asshole I wasted three years of...
Ouch :/ that stings.
According to the asshole I wasted three years of...
Ouch :/ that stings.
wow he sure is hungry
no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first
i’m hip
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gloomyteens:
why are gays so obsessed with big penises like oh my god. all my gay friends talk about is huge schlongs and like 8 inch thick cocks and i’m just like ummmmmm ouch???? i am a fragile porcelain human being and i would not want a monster penis to destroy that area in which i sit on.
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May 2012
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Molly Weasley: Hey I just met you
Molly Weasley: And this is crazy
Molly Weasley: But NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!
Molly Weasley: STUPIFY.
Type the first letter of your URL into your tag...
scuba-lemon:
cobyfrog:
infectedscrew:
bigbardafree:
blindjokes:
reapershadcat:
jordean:
boysandtheirsalt:
castianity:
#why do i have so many shameful gpoys
#CAN I TEXT MY WIFE?
#batman
#Jensen Ackles
I’m not even making this up.
#reminds me of salmon mmm
food poisoning sounds like a fun way to kick it
#bORDS
well there are worse ways to go
BATMAN
#ice cream
...
Why the fuck am I crying over this?
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scene-killer:
who needs love when dorito tacos exist
April 2012
I like "clingy" people.
I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me, I wouldn’t even mind if they blew up my fb wall with hearts and what not. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.
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strangepeopleweare-deactivated2 asked: Woop wooop.
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strangepeopleweare-deactivated2 asked: Idno just means being awesome. but ADD ME BACK ON FB YOU HOE. <3
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strangepeopleweare-deactivated2 asked: Christian Alexander Engler, be my tumblr husband? >:D
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strangepeopleweare-deactivated2 asked: Yo face!
